I come from the net systems peoples and
cities to this place mainframe my format
guardian to mend and defend
to defend my newfound friends their
hopes and dreams to defend them from
their enemies
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they say the user lives outside the net
and inputs games for pleasure no one
knows for sure but I intend to find out
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I'll take them offline
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well a little brother you cannot do my
sister you gifts which
yeah ticket I just need a bigger shock
quick bring us the mondo cannonball
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think it's big enough Enzo I got it all
processed dot bigger is better chip away
to sport block-by-block low are general
users bummer
kitty use more powder
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cool
which step Bob hurry
big animal big dollar speeds are real
what are you doing
I wanted to make a date trust me
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oh come on he shot deleted him huh
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multitasking the large puppies this is
what I hate
Wow tell us again how you beat the user
yeah yeah I wanna stop well I just
spotted his weak sector calculated the
angle and fired by my deleting whoa
what's with Enzo is he fully functional
we've been like that since the game
ended
why so glum Enzo I couldn't figure out
how to beat that user I must be fake
basic whoa don't be so rough on yourself
are you just a little kid Enzo you'll
get better as you develop yeah don't
worry about it
it'll all come in time time huh little
kid I don't want to be smart later I
want to be smart now perhaps you will
try later my son as you know I can
really download wisdom to those who beat
me at my game
of course I'd lose him as basic as basic
and guess I'm low res downsize or a
small Harley with a backup someone
should undo me it and Joe yes come you
did not win my game but maybe I can help
anyway
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I'm not supposed to let anyone I mean
anyone in here but if you promise not to
touch anything I will show you something
really a numeric I promise
yada-yada-yada
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oh nice super cold the city's read-only
room a storehouse of all information
since the very beginning of mainframe
whoa pixelation and my favorite way to
become smarter by reading if you promise
not to touch anything
other than this window you may stay in
this room and scan the files in memory
okay cool I want to scan every readme
file in the system processing requests
when you finish just come out this door
be careful young Enzo remember that
anything worthwhile takes time yeah the
faster I go the more all no thanks mom
Oh show him how smart I am
I'll store every byte of data in here
that's all could you sing enter what do
I look like a nanny I think not
oh I hope he's okay I'm sure he's fine
this is gonna take millions and millions
a nanosecond this might even take one
whole second there's got to be a faster
way to get smart I know
access information on speed setting
processing request
mainframes clock speed and bitrate
determines how fast price can run faster
cloth speed and higher bitrate equals
greater processing power I just want to
be smarter smarter than what smarter
than Bob no wait
smarter than everyone how much harder
ooh
twice as much processing request changes
in sprite speed must be made from that
box speed room okay but how would I ever
get there
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no way
Johnny tour cool
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hello welcome to the mainframe
clockspeed room do you wish to be twice
as smart as everyone now or later now
processing requests
hey not any faster crash it all
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- everything's gone 8-bit what happened
oh there you are
hey where did all the colors go looks
like they're all here to me do I know
you
he don't low density or what I bet a
Gamecube fell when I was inside I'm
gonna get Bob
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[Applause]
congratulations for what we're finding a
way out of here
Enzo
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you are my hero I am why we've been
trying to get out forever you are so
smart
and I am so lucky my brother the
smartest boy in all of wherever this is
dot Enzo stand back
don't worry I'll save you save us from
what
gee I'm not sure is it from that
stranger it's fresh delivery for uh
Dodger Dan why yes it is
aha no Bob take it back yeah sorry about
that I don't know what got into thought
what's wrong Bob hello
Enzo de dust come in hmm for sale best
price in town no way this isn't a game I
did this and I didn't make myself any
smarter I made everyone else dumber show
up what have I done a god said the claw
speed back to normal before the whole
city crashes
Wow these are just perhaps anymore hey
come back you didn't pay for that
never fear for I Bob will stop him beat
then pause you have never yeah
what back here you vomit what incoming
incoming
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you
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Oh No Hey
how do you stop this thing oh that's how
great trapped in a game with these
characters this better be so simple or
were in major trouble between the aliens
earth and those oh so quiet email
statement rolling action first please
message this cross P doesn't seem to
affect Mike the TV at all but if you can
get any dumber
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please coach oh great
Oh in the first series commenced and we
will run how much money point filling
hands the more the better
wait there's more eSports government
starting position to the winner-take-all
- go lemonade er when we eliminated wins
the game another word from our sponsor
did you hear that we've got a score as
many points as possible for world wide
out don't worry coach I will help you in
we will help you win yes
you guys know waiting in our format
consider this point there's just one
thing yes what our point
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[Applause]
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Oh
come on did
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teamwork teamwork teamwork hallmark of
the mainframe team
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oh he's not getting up from that one
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oh you know that what we have here is a
failure to network
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[Applause]
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how are we doing coach
coach it's time for the Eliminator in
zone every user is going to be almost
impossible to beat because of his high
point total he's starting with a big
lead
the main primers could lose the game the
entire sector could be wiped out and
we'll all be mindless novels how do you
feel right now what do you mean thank
you of question how do you think I feel
I feel wrong I see and what are your
strategic plans for the you rest of the
game strategic points to the total win
that's what I'm not gonna let my team
either don't worry coach we'll help you
win the race I was afraid of that
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[Applause]
coach okay
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[Applause]
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okay users jamming now
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we are helping we are helping the user
in on his final lap come on it's over
Jenna we don't want to be nullified to
think of your city to think of their
friends and the most of all into my
career this is hopeless
I wonder what Bob would do I mean the
smart ball that's it the smart Bob would
use it brain I had to transfer all of
you to the users team because you really
need your help to make it to the finish
line
really
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I'm hoping to make your go faster
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untappd one
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that smashing come-from-behind victory
was brought to you by serene 32-bit
lotion because you itch you are my hero
what's our problem I have no idea I hope
you learned you should always pay
attention to the road signs what anna
network are you talking about shortcuts
lead to dead ends my son wait a minute
you knew all along didn't you what are
you talking to me I learned a lot funk
more than I wanted but thanks anyway
you're not gonna catch me getting smart
all at once no way you think he's sick
have to be he's so quiet so still he
hasn't knocked me over for at least a
millisecond I think we should call a
diagnostic program that's enough for
today
these things take time you know anyone
wanna do surgeries in jet ball speed
board net tire jump smash bullying
vector ball Bob
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